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James is a late bloomer Venture capitalist who likes to speak about himself in third person.
 

After years slaving it in the big firms, James took a break and started a little company called Sledger. It hit the big time and these days he gets to pass his time having lunches and investing in ideas and people.
 

Passionate about technology, environment and young companies, the SF ledger has described him as "The nicest business angel in Silicon Valley."

 

Unfortunately for America, Jim is just another S.C.P = Stupid Christian Pederast.

Last year, two of his BFF's,   (both are Florida pastors) "were blocked from demonstrating outside a mosque in Dearborn, Michigan, after a jury ruled it would have breached the peace. One of the pastors, Terry Jones, touched off a series of violent protests in Afghanistan that killed more than a dozen people after he burned a Quran in March 2011." Way to go, brother Terry! It's a good thing you celebrities didn't realize that the God they call Allah in the Quran is the same God the Hebrews (ya know, Israelites, Terry), them Jews that kilt our Savior - they called him, "have it Yahweh." I know you love the Lord of the Good News, brother, but read the Old Testament occasionally , 'cuz you are old as me and what we learned in Sunday school is I M P O R T A N T! Which reminds me, you remember Mary Jane from VBS our senior year at seminary? Turn's out she's a witch! (Like Samantha Stevens or Hodji in Badgad, Persian!!!) Where was a was I, now? Where wolf-among-sheep brothers, so be on your PEAS and Than-Cues, now!

So brethren, it's a good thing ya'll are STUPID, cuz the All Mighty (kid's meal) FATHER loves baby goats (on the burnt side), fools and drunks! And we all know that Christians don't drink, or is that just the Baptists? Southern or Northern? Not beans, you idiot! I'm talking to my proto-jay, here now. . . Let me "see" no EVIL. . . Oh now, I reckon I can peek!

 

Personal Note:

One of my very best BFF's, Jerry Sandusky, got a bad rap on account of him carrying out this ancient, pagan, er, I mean Christian tradition! (It ain't homosexuality, of course! THOSE FREAKS ARE SINNERS!) No, to the contrary; we pederasts are teachers, role models, deacons, preachers, shoe salesmen, doctors and lawyers, for heathen's sake! Those hottie boys of Jerr-Bear's were asking for it! It is a classic tradition in sports, especially with Olympic athletes, to engage in pederasty. Since time immoral, er, I mean, immemorial, young men, er, uh, boys (on the side with a slice of Canadian bacon si vous plait?) have been instructed by their predecessors, preceptors, predators, pre-date-whores, pre-daters, pre-insist, per-incest, Prince-c'est, pedantic, pedophiliactic-tormenters,  predominant, predispositionary priests ("I" before "e," except after "see!") to engage and engorge the gorgeous (gag reflex) gluttony of nutt-n-honey in the oral fixation or anal sphinxter. TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, SON! Butt, i am a small boy, padre. YOU HAVE A PENIS, SON! YOU RULE THE WORLD! LET ME SHOW YOU. . . I WILL TEACH YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. . . TRUST ME.

 

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