Stupid Christians

I'm a Christian and I am stupid. . . Not! I am very smart & I manipulate you!

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Last year, two Florida pastors were blocked from demonstrating outside a mosque in Dearborn, Michigan, after a jury ruled it would have breached the peace. One of the pastors, Terry Jones, touched off a series of violent protests in Afghanistan that killed more than a dozen people after he burned a Quran in March 2011.

Jerry Sandusky got a bad rap! Those hottie boys were asking for it! It is a classic tradition in sports, especially with Olympic athletes, to engage in pederasty. Since time immoral, er, I mean, immemorial, young men, er, uh, boys (on the side with a slice of Canadian bacon si vous plait?) have been instructed by their predecessors, preceptors, predators, pre-date-whores, pre-daters, pre-insist, per-incest, Prince-c'est, pedantic, pedophiliactic-tormenters, predominant, predispositionary priests ("I" before "e," except after "see!") to engage and engorge the gorgeous (gag reflex) gluttony of nutt-n-honey in the oral fixation or anal sphinxter. TAKE IT LIKE A MAN, SON! Butt, i am a small boy, padre. YOU HAVE A PENIS, SON! YOU RULE THE WORLD! LET ME SHOW YOU. . . I WILL TEACH YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW. . . TRUST ME.